Jess Eldridge

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danielfaraday: txtsfrmlstnght: (703): just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain...
Dec 1st

Sorry

I’m sorry
Dec 1st

I'm going to watch house :D

I hope you guys do too
Dec 1st
You’re young; perhaps, you haven’t met the right person yet to love. And when you do you...
Dec 1st

I've seen it all before, and I know the...

Dec 1st

My mom insists that I make a christmas...

But I really don’t know what to ask for
Nov 30th

I've never loved.

Nov 30th

Do I ruin everything?

It’s cool
Nov 30th

SEX

hay gurl
Nov 30th

Homework = kick in face

Nov 30th

A guy just told me to "come chill" with...

I told him I’m not good at chilling. I don’t even know why he is talking to me....
Nov 30th
find battery charger dbk? outline essay algebra tumbl tumbl tumbl tumbl sleep tomorrow
Nov 30th
Listen Listen
fuckyeahsongs: Request Kanye West - Touch The Sky (feat Lupe Fiasco)
Nov 30th
suicideblonde: Olivia Wilde
Nov 30th

*going on AIM to talk to morgan about...

Any of you can talk to me too :]
Nov 30th

Putting a bandaid on a toe is not easy

owey. fuck.
Nov 30th

Don't reblog the fingers. I'm going to...

maryclare: helllloimjess: (via maryclare) aren’t they just photoshopped? It still makes me...
Nov 30th

Don't reblog the fingers. I'm going to...

(via maryclare) aren’t they just photoshopped?
Nov 30th

My toe is gushing blood

This is gross. I’m gonna go get a bandaid.
Nov 30th
je ne sais pas on the diamond cut question.  However, you can check this out and decide on for...
Nov 30th
The stuff I would do to Britney. I’d hit it baby more than one time. She drives me crazy. I...
Nov 30th
Diamond Clarity: Sl1 Diamond Color: G (Near Colorless) Diamond Cut: Brilliant Round Is this good?...
Nov 30th
Tu j’adore beaucop. Tu me plais. Really. Sincerely. You’re catching on to my love for...
Nov 30th
(via tuffghostevan) I drew myself holding this for an art...
Nov 30th

I have to good place to order diamond...

I still don’t know if I should get a screw or bone.  Help me please
Nov 30th
davidkendall: Manhattan, at twilight. (source)
Nov 30th
you dont take enough pictures of your pretty self I don’t see the need
Nov 30th

Can you cook?

I can’t :/
Nov 30th
http://www.literotica.com why would I want to read about incest? the fuck? ...
Nov 30th
latay: dbmurphy: pencilplanetes: teltel999: ...
Nov 30th
you are way too cute to be single tanky http://www.formspring.com/forms/?636122-H8in2x6fHM
Nov 30th

I have an overactive imagination

Nov 30th
Listen Listen
amorningofsleep: Tegan and Sara - “Hell”
Nov 30th

I'm almost sorry this is so long.

how do you not have a boyfriend? any guy would be crazy to not jump all on you. My schedule: a-...
Nov 30th

Since I have nothing better to do,

I’m going to give really long formspring replies. here we go.
Nov 30th
(via amorningofsleep) what?
Nov 30th
Why aren’t you in school? School may suck, but there’s nothing more suckier than...
Nov 30th

My mom just had me buy my own christmas...

the fuck?
Nov 30th
She found a man in the closet
Nov 30th

Mary Clare?

maryclare: helllloimjess: maryclare: (via helllloimjess) Jess? What are you doing here?! ...
Nov 30th

I wanna fuck you senseless

amorningofsleep: (via goodbyesounds)
Nov 30th

Mary Clare?

maryclare: (via helllloimjess) Jess? What are you doing here?!
Nov 30th

Mary Clare?

Nov 30th
I love your blatant sexuality. It’s refreshing to see a liberalized woman I pisses a lot of...
Nov 30th

320033 : 200233 : 022033 : x320033 :...

I am a fan
Nov 30th

Why the fuck am I playing a...

I hate c drizzle
Nov 30th

I only eat at night

Nov 30th
poisonligeia: sethfacee: Kat: A Fender Strat? Is this...
Nov 30th

I make all the wrong decisions

Nov 30th

I'm not at school.

Nov 30th

I'm on away. I said I was sleeping. I...

Nov 30th

I'm not going to go to school tomorrow.

I’m doing everything wrong. I hate my mother. I can’t handle school. I keep flashing...
Nov 30th

I should just go to sleep

I don’t want to do my work. I don’t want go to school. I don’t want to be alone. I...
Nov 30th
tearthefabricofreality: helllloimjess: ...
Nov 30th
tearthefabricofreality: Dear body, GROW GODDAMNIT! ...
Nov 30th

I don't call people because I don't want...

And I never know what I could be interrupting.
Nov 30th

That really hot guy who taught me the...

one of his younger brothers is in high school now. The next best thing?
Nov 30th

There are three people on facebook right...

Idle. Little emo boy, if I talked to him he would yell at me to give him his pokeball back. I do...
Nov 30th

I'm awake and angry.

Nov 30th

creampie: Internal cum shot; Act of...

oh
Nov 30th

did he say creampie?

Nov 30th

Eating blueberry pie like yeah

Nov 30th
Listen Listen
hello-therelove: kumquatandapricot: maryjanewatson: Joshua Radin | I’d rather be with you
Nov 30th
hello-therelove: helllloimjess: morgasmm: (via...
Nov 30th
I have so much homework to be doing. I’m probably...
Nov 30th
morgasmm: (via austinidhitit) hey jess. it was an...
Nov 30th
despite what you say about yourself, you are sexy We’ll see what you have to say after I post...
Nov 30th

formspring.me

hello-therelove: Emmaaaaaaa :[ I don’t think i’m going to go to school Jess, I think you should go...
Nov 30th

*not sexy*

I might post a picture
Nov 30th

I want to know what people really think...

Nov 30th

My email is broken

fu yahoo
Nov 30th

No, shower time is the best time of the...

Nov 30th
You’re loved, you just ignore it. How would you know y/y on being naked under your sheets! ...
Nov 30th

things that excite me:

puppies babies you know britney spears new emails gifts
Nov 30th
thewickedend: I MIGHT HAVE HAD DOWNS SYNDROME FOR THE...
Nov 30th
chloejane: I want something exciting and new to happen to me. I want an adventure. I always want...
Nov 30th

I need to stop looking at my phone

Nov 30th

I'm sitting here waiting for something...

Nov 30th

So i saw this girl in a movie theatre...

brighteyesandbadgoodbyes: she kept looking at me at the checkout counter, so i got some courage...
Nov 30th
Nov 30th

I decided to wash my sheets. But I'm not...

be naked. y/y?
Nov 30th

I could go for some sex.

(via thewickedend)
Nov 30th

If anyone tries to give me hug a...

I do not need any more pain.
Nov 30th
so this is what you call sexy?
Nov 30th

my back my back my back my back

:[ owey.
Nov 30th
amorningofsleep: I can only dream about what the bottom of...
Nov 30th

I remember thinking to myself "why would...

Now I see I did not unfollow him. the fuck?
Nov 30th
play some pretty music on your guitar I was doing that earlier. Except it was all pretty loud and...
Nov 30th
thewickedend: youresosolo: thewickedend: ...
Nov 30th

I need to go get some food

I never eat anymore. Tonight we had meatball subs. Which is one of my favorites. And I didn’t...
Nov 30th
fuckyeahthisissexy: allwithin: (via jakestil)
Nov 30th

"Il n'y a qu'un bonheur dans la vie,...

I will be writing that on my wall. But where?
Nov 30th
(via mr—smith) trippy?
Nov 30th

*back pain*

I should get a massage. Maybe sleeping in my own bed tonight will help.
Nov 30th
You are the sun You are the rain That makes my life this foolish game You need to know I like you so...
Nov 30th

Maybe tonight I'll blow everything off

And tomorrow I’ll just be extra pretty and cute. and then I can pretend it all evens out
Nov 30th
Listen Listen
tsoaf: recreant:titanics:meetmeintheclouds:ayobird: The Girl//City and Colour possibly going...
Nov 30th

I hate you.

I hate seeing your stupid little face on my dash. And it’s not the things you post, it’s...
Nov 30th
Men always want to be a woman’s first love. Women have a more subtle instinct: What they like...
Nov 30th

making me feel like shit;

you’re awfully good at it.
Nov 30th

Tell me something meaningful

http://www.formspring.com/forms/?636122-H8in2x6fHM
Nov 30th

Formspringer;

those ladies be sexy
Nov 30th

playing guitar. I like this feeling on...

Nov 30th

*eyelash comment directed to eyes as...

Nov 30th
amorningofsleep: I miss my smiley piercing :( You have...
Nov 30th
(via mr—smith) There’s an elephant.
Nov 30th

I probably won't be going to school...

It’s monday
Nov 30th

you're pwetty

Nov 30th
friskky: (via kaitymuch)
Nov 30th
Listen Listen
itsbritneybitch: “Showdown” by Britney Spears
Nov 30th

I just found the bra

it was inside a shirt. I hate myself sometimes.
Nov 30th

This was a really good idea

Nov 30th
newhampshiretumblrmeetup: I’ll work on it, Helllloimjess, I can’t find an easy way to do it.. ...
Nov 30th

I found it. it has it's own page or...

And I deleted it. I was never deleting this tumblr, I was deleting another one that I had made...
Nov 30th

how does one delete his/her tumblr?

I cannot find it
Nov 29th
I want to snuggle the fuck outta you Let’s fucking do it. I need some snuggling. ...
Nov 29th

when my formspring gets views but not...

the fuck?
Nov 29th
suicidewatch: (via skinscreen) hit that shit, Tony.
Nov 29th

I almost just unfollowed a boy because...

But I liked it anyway.
Nov 29th
fuckyeahthisissexy: feelingfeisty: makelovelikemagic: ...
Nov 29th
suicidewatch: (via scandyfactory)
Nov 29th
I want you, but I don’t you’d want me the way I want you. Yous should play your guitar...
Nov 29th
wheretheroadends: bearsbeetsbattlestargalactica: ...
Nov 29th

fuck. just fuck.

Nov 29th
(via haveabeagle) puppy
Nov 29th

After all that holiday eating, I've lost...

the fuck?
Nov 29th

I still haven't dyed my hair

I want black, but i don’t want black. I want red, But I’m scared of what will happen,...
Nov 29th
you’re a cute loser That actually made me smile :] ...
Nov 29th
fuck pe class! My PE class consists mostly of freshmen boys, and all they do is touch each other....
Nov 29th

I see my commentary was not wanted.

Nov 29th

I called. I hope you guys are pleased.

If you want to: http://www.formspring.com/forms/?636122-H8in2x6fHM But I won’t be mad if you...
Nov 29th
Listen Listen
I promise I don’t say “whatever” that much in real life. And it cut me off.
Nov 29th
i wanna do dirty things to you I bet that would be illegal! Am I right? ...
Nov 29th

Fuck it, I'm not calling

I’m not cool enough
Nov 29th

I was impressed

Nov 29th

girls are weird

Nov 29th

Since nobody is answering my question, I...

Nov 29th
amorningofsleep: pie0: elefantastico:via @JackaGlamour ...
Nov 29th
brighteyesandbadgoodbyes: surprisinglycontagious: ...
Nov 29th

Should I call tumblr?

And actually talk? What should  talk about?
Nov 29th

I'm goning to make lies to cover up the...

So I can have my secrets again
Nov 29th

I really wanna kiss you but I can't

Nov 29th

I really love getting emails but the...

I don’t even shop at hollister. The formspring ones are nice though.
Nov 29th

I want to meet you in real life

(via acquired-minds)
Nov 29th

I have a thing for Asher Roth

Nov 29th

I gotta be by myself

Nov 29th

She wants to be my lady, but I don't see...

Nov 29th

No text is gonna give me head

Nov 29th
Listen Listen
iamelectric: My ever expanding mood in music form.  I wrote it to be just that. This song.
Nov 29th

Nobody ever seems to want me like I want...

Nov 29th
opmuh: (via yimmyayo) isn’t that Faye Reagan? I believe...
Nov 29th
Warch Watch
brighteyesandbadgoodbyes: thanks to rachel for showing me this greatness. Chris bites me...
Nov 29th

Sometimes I post things that are exactly...

Then I delete them because I never want anybody to get inside my head.
Nov 29th

I don't think I will ever be in a...

Nov 29th
jackaraptor: I don’t give a fuck what anyone says this...
Nov 29th

I'm fucked up.

You should learn classical guitar first, like Spanish guitar, and everything should just fall into...
Nov 29th

I'm a bit upset

Nov 29th
We did great things
Nov 29th
hewooo emma
Nov 29th
Nov 29th
Nov 29th
Nov 29th
Nov 29th
Hi emma :D
Nov 29th

Going to take a shower; then doing great...

Nov 28th
Warch Watch
maryclare: hello-therelove: JESS My life was just completed. I’m so fucking cool. This...
Nov 28th
Y u mad tho?
Nov 28th

I'm a big girl now

Nov 28th

You're a silly willy

Nov 28th

reblog if you now say 'fuck yeah...

heyimsarah: jaimekat: likeneelyohara:bigbrat:(via wolfguts)
Nov 28th

But I want the Kingman 10.

dgjjfkhlk
Nov 28th
I think I will ask my parents for this one. I don’t...
Nov 28th

I want a new guitar so badly

Nov 28th

I want someone to talk to me about music

My mind is not always on sex.
Nov 28th

Why is there a girl dryhumping a fish on...

dashafterdash: Seriously guys. I need some explanations. Party in the USA. Miley knows.
Nov 28th
bbbrandon: allisonwonderlandd: silentsecrets: ...
Nov 28th
Do I seem different today? I feel like I acting differently.
Nov 28th

When we were in love...

Nov 28th
One of the funniest movies I have ever seen. At one point I...
Nov 28th
Paranormal Activity
Nov 28th

I'm not going to eat dinner tonight

:/
Nov 28th

Indoor track starts Monday

I’m so excited
Nov 28th

I don't like lights

but I like all the acoustic versions of her songs
Nov 28th
Are your really that into porn, or is it just a persona you take on tumblr?  what kind of decisions...
Nov 28th

I believe the term is blue balls?

He was boring, I’m not sorry.
Nov 28th
tomrizzettatomtomrizzetta: i will miss this. i will miss...
Nov 28th

Why must I leave dirty things in...

oh yeah, because I feel like it. And they need to know.
Nov 28th
Chuckie & Tommy
Nov 28th
amorningofsleep: Meatwad: There’s a Hand Banana. Good...
Nov 28th

I want to converse with someone

idontforgiveandforget: (via helllloimjess) me? :D IM me!
Nov 28th

I need someone to help me make decisions

AIM- jesssdidyourmom I need help. You will make me happy.
Nov 28th

I want to converse with someone

Nov 28th

I think I'll go running.

Imissmyzune
Nov 28th

You'll just come back running

Nov 28th
(via mr—smith)
Nov 28th

Go ahead, tell me you'll leave again

Nov 28th

Testicle Specialist

Nov 28th

Post picture of yourself, get 40+ notes

you must be pretty fucking attractive
Nov 28th

I couldn't sleep

x o http://www.formspring.com/forms/?636122-H8in2x6fHM
Nov 28th

I want to kiss someone

(via geometricity)
Nov 28th

I want pizza

hello-therelove: Jess, you mentioned pizza before. Do you have pizza? Are you holding out on me? ...
Nov 28th

I was gonna tell you a joke about pizza...

(via deadashistory)
Nov 28th

Are any of you celtics fans?

Nov 28th

Jess, I like that we are napping...

(via hello-therelove) We should just hang out and nap. That’s all I ever wanna do. We should...
Nov 28th

What's the difference between jelly and...

shallowgraves: deadashistory: I can’t jelly my dick in a 3 year old
Nov 28th

I wish it wasn't so sunny

I want to sleep.
Nov 28th
are you bi sexual? I am not. I probably looks that way though ...
Nov 28th

nap time*

*lay in bed thinking about things for hours until I fall asleep, time
Nov 28th

Cereal is my favorite food

with milk of course.
Nov 28th

Breakfast Cereal Kicks Ass

(via xthegiveristheshitx)
Nov 28th
acidchoir: livefearlessly: (via loveyourchaos)
Nov 28th
It’s chilly in here I wish I knew you all in real life We would cuddle But you guys...
Nov 28th
jamie-ftw: Sup natural hair. You’re looking quite curly...
Nov 28th

I kiss my doggies alot

Nov 28th
Château d’Azay-le-Rideau
Nov 28th
(via bikinifetish)
Nov 28th

I am stupid. D: I looked on my dashboard...

(via claudiaxcampos) I had never noticed that feature.
Nov 28th
hello-therelove: New tights!
Nov 28th
davidkendall: It’s come to this……because without the...
Nov 28th

Going to get some real food.

By that I mean pizza or something. Fuck, I need to work out.
Nov 28th
Stoya and James
Nov 28th
that porn you posted was probably one of the hottest videos I’ve ever seen Stoya is a pretty...
Nov 28th

I wish morgan was here. She would let me...

Morgan :[
Nov 28th
hello-therelove: helllloimjess: hello-therelove: Look...
Nov 28th

I found shorts and my Rwanda shirt. And...

i bet your boobs are awesome. they have to be cause you’re awesome. You sir, have good...
Nov 28th
jackaraptor: (via fuckyeahundies) O: hello
Nov 28th
hello-therelove: Look at him! what is it?!
Nov 28th

I just got home. I think I'm going to...

Don’t pay attention to that judgmental person. I thing you’re great! She’s a goofy goober. boobs...
Nov 28th
We watched paranormal activity. It was the funniest movie I’ve ever seen in my life.
Nov 28th

Bye guys

I wuv you all
Nov 28th

Angry formspring: I like fucking lemons

;D
Nov 28th

My small boobs

insane yet? maybe I’ll post another picture, and talk about my nude pictures. Fuck, maybe...
Nov 28th

no more pictures tonight. Or porn. I'm...

:D
Nov 28th

fuck you.

changingtosavemylife: morgasmm: Why are you best friends with hellloimjess or whatever? She’s is...
Nov 28th
Actually, you haven’t expose your boobs enough. Just sayin’. I’m wearing a low...
Nov 28th

Problem with hiding money: I can never...

Nov 28th

I feel like exposing my boobs a bit...

I really never do this.
Nov 28th

some days i wake up and i just hate...

changingtosavemylife: wearethelivingdead: alwaysmovefast: youarewhatyoulove: mama-wolf: ...
Nov 28th

...8oo8z

If I can’t find this bra, that won’t be an issue.
Nov 28th

need to find:

favorite jeans pretty black bra with pink ribbon and lace money
Nov 28th
tokyo-nights: sourstripe: ooh you bet there would be.
Nov 28th

fuck I need to find where I hid my money

and get dressed. kjjgkglj must. stop. tumbling.
Nov 28th

"Reblog if..." = shameless attempt for...

changingtosavemylife: Just saying. That’s why I will almost never reblog them. If...
Nov 28th
Woh, is that you in the redskirt and black stockings? I t odes say Jessica on vi.sualize.us. but...
Nov 28th

USHER > New R&B Singers

xthegiveristheshitx: Can’t fuck with the classic
Nov 28th

-post formspring-

bbbrandon: -no submissions-
Nov 28th

fuck I have to get ready

kjfhjk
Nov 28th
I want Zelda jewelry for Christmas.
Nov 28th
fuckyeahzelda: Rupee Earrings
Nov 28th
kingpez: Love Or Just Temptation / Jessica on...
Nov 28th
(via tiresome)
Nov 27th

I'm probably going to keep playing until...

Nov 27th

Angels on the moon is my favorite song...

Nov 27th

I finally got a new capo!

fuck yeah
Nov 27th
Ugh, what a waste of time and Friday night, if you’re gonna see that movie. Might as well get...
Nov 27th
But, but, but…your boobs are very special. What movie are you gonna see, btw? the one with...
Nov 27th

youz a sexy bitch

Nov 27th

Can there please be a tumblr meet up...

please
Nov 27th

Fuck smile Friday because I smile...

morgasmm: (via rick-ross)
Nov 27th

hay bby, you can call me

Nov 27th

SMALLTITS

Nov 27th
Or a topless Jess would make this formspringer happy. Just springing your form gurl you kno. But...
Nov 27th
These are the shorts belong to my oldest brother’s ex...
Nov 27th
A pic of the towel having fall off would have been nice.:-] And dam girl, you have a nice body....
Nov 27th

just kidding. I'm gonna keep my face off...

you’re welcome, cunts.
Nov 27th

Topless Jess is a happy Jess

Nov 27th

I'll post my options

Nov 27th

I had caps on.... fuck.

Nov 27th

MORGAN: 1 or 4

chloejane: i’m wearing weird crocheted vest and ugly sweater and birks with wool socks. i look...
Nov 27th

our names are Jess and Morgan

and we’re a little crazy.
Nov 27th
i noticed you were upset about no one writing in your formspring. so, hola! i’m totally bored...
Nov 27th

I just did three Algebra assignments and...

changingtosavemylife: Can you say exhaustion? why today?
Nov 27th

Nobody did my formspring.

fuck you.
Nov 27th

let's have an honest relationship

http://www.formspring.com/forms/?636122-H8in2x6fHM
Nov 27th
I have no clue what to wear. I don’t think this is...
Nov 27th

I'll show you guys what I'm wearing...

Get ready…
Nov 27th

if i dress almost fancy will you guys...

morgasmm: chloe, jess. nope. What are you going to wear?
Nov 27th
My boobs are too small so the towel always falls off :/ I...
Nov 27th

movies with chloe and morgan in a bit

we’re probably going to cry. I’m excited.
Nov 27th

I'm going to shower

yum yum yum yum yum
Nov 27th

People who call themselves hipster and...

STFU
Nov 27th

amorningofsleep has been confusing me so...

Nov 27th

Today

take shower dye hair? get dressed go to movies avec ma copine chill tumbl tumbl tumbl
Nov 27th

control yourself, take only what you...

Nov 27th

I've been sitting watching life pass...

Nov 27th

could I get you off my mind this time

Nov 27th

Just let me hit it once.

we don’t need to go together.
Nov 27th

You're as weak as the hearts you break

Nov 27th

Let's fuck like there's no tomorrow

Nov 27th
For those of you who don’t know: Donkey punching...
Nov 27th

Donkey punches

Punching girls in the back of the head is not sexy. Does that actually turn guys on?
Nov 27th
thelos: thelittlestgiant: deadashistory: ...
Nov 27th

Girls who flash the peace sign everytime...

STFU
Nov 27th

All I wanted last night was to cuddle

And a few other things
Nov 27th

*dying hair*

there will be pictures after
Nov 27th

Call me when you love me

Nov 27th
spinningoutofjaded:tessaohhh:powidos:thisfragileheart:toriara...
Nov 27th

I'm probably going to grow up to be a...

I’m warning you now.
Nov 27th

I slept until noon and I already want a...

It’s 12:44. Fuck my life.
Nov 27th

I need to clean my room

I currently have no bras because they are all on my floor. And I’m sure my family members do...
Nov 27th